Guess what A___ did all the way to the wunchwoom.. Well from all the way from the cwassroom to the wunchwoom."
Me: "What?
X: "He crawled. like a baby. Like this..." and he proceeded to get on the floor and crawl like a baby.
M: "what did Miss Holt say?"
X: "Well C______ “J” said, 'Miss Holt, A_____ is crawling like a baby.' Den Miss Holt said, 'A______ do you want your bear moved?' And guess what daddy, no one had to sit out of recess today.
Miss Holt really likes insects. Guess what we had to do today… Patterns!
A piece of paper wiff a wine that has I B I B and den we had to finish it and I put an I and a B in the bwanks. You know, wike B for Bumble Bee.
Den I had upper case I, wower case I, upper case I, and wower case i. Den I filled in the two bwanks with upper case I amd a wower case I.
The next wine had an ant and a wower case I, ant and wower case I, an ant and wower case I, den two bwanks. I did ant and wower case I in the bwanks.

Den finally we had to draw fings that start wiff P like piano, pin, nut… I mean peanut, purse, and I don’t remember. Den we had to draw insects. We had to draw insects. and I drawded a ant. and Dat was the wast fing we had to do.
See Miss Holt really wikes insects!

With an Apple faced, brown paper bag, hand puppet, Xavier also recited a poem:
Way up high in the apple tree
Two red apples smiled at me.
I shook the tree as hard as I could,
Down came those apples,
MMMM they were good.
Xavier - Everyfing about my day was funny.
GIDZILLA!
I call for Gideon, he comes in from out on the porch.
Daddy: “Gideon, I need you to take your Leaptser back to your bedroom.”
Gideon: “But I’m playing with the Weapster.”
Daddy: “No. You’re playing outside. Take the Leapster back to your bedroom, please”
Gideon: “No, you see me tanding here, I’m not pwaying outside.”